Electronic annoyances

Two things to moan about- I know none of the people referenced here will be reading this, but still.

1. Sandra and Fiona- please stop forwarding me every piece of crap that lands in your inbox. Forwarding an email to 500 people will not get you a funny video, photo or give money to a dying child!

2. Those survey people that keep phoning us- we're not interested! We've been telling you for months we aren't! Please stop phoning us, you've phoned us twice today already!